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New Fangled Briefcase

“hey you’re bringing your briefcase today for your nationally televised impeachment hearing right?” “no no i’ll be fine with this.”

“We’d like to announce that we are the official briefcase maker of Steve Castor. You can fill your briefcase up with files or yummy food (our preference),” the grocery chain posted in a tweet.

They also announced that they’d be running a promo for any folks that would like their very own “briefcase,” writing, “Mention hashtag #TFMBriefcase over the next 24 hours in-store to get your own briefcase for free (aka reusable bag!)”

The Fresh Market

✔@TheFreshMarket

We'd like to announce that we are the official briefcase maker of Steve Castor.

You can fill your briefcase up with files or yummy food (our preference).

Mention hashtag #TFMBriefcase over the next 24 hours in-store to get your own briefcase for free (aka reusable bag!)

What Did He Know and When Did He Know It?

From Twitter

@RepAdamSchiff

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December 9, 2019  

The famous question from the Watergate hearings was, "What did the President know, and when did he know it?"

We don't have to ask that of President Trump.

He knew everything, and from the beginning. How?

President Trump was the central player in this corrupt scheme.

Fake Outrage

At Wednesday's  impeachment hearings there were four scholars.

One was Professor Pamela S. Karlan, a professor of law at Stanford Law School. A leading legal scholar on voting rights and political process. Here's a mash-up of her time at the microphone.

The last statement she made while trying to illustrate a point has caused #fakeoutrage among GOPers and drumpfettes.

Here is the statement:

“The Constitution says there can be no titles of nobility. So while the president can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron.”


The following is from this link:  https://abovethelaw.com/2019/12/republicans-so-incensed-by-pam-karlan-theyre-going-to-name-barron-trump-archduke-of-manhattan/

Which is… true?

But that didn’t stop the snowflake brigade from seizing on the outrage of Barron even being mentioned in the testimony in what was ultimately a successful attempt to hijack the news cycle.

Melania Trump, as Queen Jadis now calls herself, was rousted from her terrifying winter wonderland to lend her name to a denouncement:

"A minor child deserves privacy and should be kept out of politics. Pamela Karlan, you should be ashamed of your very angry and obviously biased public pandering, and using a child to do it."

And they call liberals snowflakes?  Folks, on that night there was a blizzard across drumpfland. 

Karlan apologized for a the comment, giving the drumpf zombies a lesson in humility.

And if anyone needs a lesson in humility and manners, it's Matt "GOP Golden Boy" Gaetz.  

We Are Better Than That

Adam Schiff's closing statement November 21, 2019

Sondland

Stephen King

@StephenKing

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Nov 20

Gordon Sondland looks to me like Austin Powers's nemesis, Dr. Evil. I keep expecting him to touch his little finger to the corner of his mouth and say, "When I was 18 I went to evil medical school. At age 25 I took up tap dancing..."

GOP Bullies

 Rep. Mike Turner, Republican of Texas,  wagged his finger at Yovanovitch and peremptorily told her, "You’re done."

In Closing.....