Friday, January 08, 2021

Karma



 Pictured here is The late Kevin Greeson, 55, of Athens, Alabama, who is among the five who perished at the Capitol on January 6. The photo is taken from his Parler post captioned “I hope those motherfuckers come to my hood.” I am uncertain who the referenced motherfuckers are. Mr Greeson was listed as having died due to a “medical emergency.” For reasons which will become obvious, no reputable news source would likely confirm the details that have emerged about his cause of death regardless of their truth, but I suspect that you will accept them as true, as I have, because of the comfort that they bring you. 

Naturally, we do not rejoice in the suffering and death of a fellow human being because that would be heartless and cruel. I am not saying there is always an exception that proves the rule, but if there is, some might think this is it. 

Mr. Greeson was part of the mob that entered the Capitol building during the electoral college vote count on Wednesday, January 6. He did not bring any of the guns pictured here with him into the building but he was carrying his taser gun. Although according to his family he did not go to Washington to take part in any rioting but to be a witness to history, he apparently got caught up in the moment. Seeing a painting of longtime House Speaker Thomas P. “Tip” O’Neill, Mr. Greeson sought to steal the painting in the midst of the chaos. Placing his taser between his thighs in order to reach with both arms to remove the painting from the wall, he tensed his leg muscles in a manner which caused the weapon, by this time quite unfortunately aimed at his nutsack, to accidentally discharge. The muscle contractions prompted by his tasing himself in the scrotum caused the weapon to remain between his legs and to repeatedly discharge at point blank range in the direction of his manpouch, ultimately causing him to go into cardiac arrest, fall limply to the marble floor of the hallowed halls of Congress, and ultimately to expire 

To summarize, or dare I say “in a nutshell,” Mr Greeson died as a result of a heart attack caused by his tasing himself repeatedly in the balls while attempting to steal a painting of Tip O’Neill during his participation in a riotous insurrection designed to disrupt the counting of electoral college votes in the presidential election. 

Kids, Grandpa will not be coming home today. He went to our nation’s capital, and I know you’re disappointed he didn’t bring you back that souvenir painting of Tip O’Neill that he’d always promised you, but he’s part of history now, god bless him. 

It’s always a comfort to know that someone died for his beliefs. Kevin believed the election was tainted. He believed that therefore he should get a free painting of the late house speaker Tip O’Neill for his living room. He believed that it was a good idea to hold his loaded taser between his legs. 

It is not easy to identify a silver lining to the tragic images we can not avoid conjuring in our heads, of Kevin’s privileged middle-aged balls under continuous assault by self-inflicted high-voltage electrical charges while his convulsing body refuses to release its patriotic death grip on the portrait of the Honorable Democratic gentleman from the great state of Massachusetts.  Who among us, regardless of party or political ideology, gender identity or ethnic origin, can hold that image in our minds without tearing up just a little? But perhaps we can find solace in the fact that Kevin’s tragic passing has brought us together in shared sadness. And perhaps we can immortalize him by naming the entire insurrection in his honor, The Taser Putz Tip O’Neill Coronary Rebellion. 

Rest In Peace.

#tiponeillpainting #tiponeill #capitolriot #insurrection2021 #insurrection #taser #Taserballs  From rob hill on facebook

Sunday, January 03, 2021

The Time of Change


The die is cast for the Republican Party. It will be destroyed on January 6th in much the same way the Whig party was destroyed by the passage of the Kansas-Nebraska Act in 1854. The act unraveled the Missouri compromise and allowed for the westward expansion of slavery.
The party could not survive its factionalism. There could be no more accommodation, compromise and partnership between pro-slavery and anti-slavery Whigs. A new political party was born, the Republican Party. That party will divide into irreconcilable factions on January 6th.
The 6th will commence a political civil war inside the GOP. The autocratic side will roll over the pro-democracy remnant of the GOP like the Wehrmacht did the Belgian Army in 1940. The ‘22 GOP primary season will be a blood letting. The 6th will be a loyalty test. The purge
will follow. Does anybody doubt the outcome of the
@IvankaTrump
vs.
@marcorubio
primary in Florida? Anyone willing to make a bet on
@robportman
? It turns out JFK was right. The problem of trying to ride the tiger is the likelihood of winding up inside the tiger. The poisonous
·
Fruit from four years of collaboration and complicity with Trumps insanity, illiberalism and incompetence are ready for harvest. It will kill the GOP because it’s Pro Democracy faction and Autocratic factions can no more exist together then could the Whig Party hold together
The abolitionist with the Slave master. It won’t happen over night but the destination is clear. The Conservative party in America is dead. It may continue to bear the name “Republican” but it will be no such thing. Fascism has indeed come to America and as was once predicted
It is wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross. This movement must be defeated. It cannot be appeased, accommodated or negotiated with. It must be recognized for what it is and we must all recognize the new age of American politics it has wrought. It has reset the debate
Entirely. There are only two sides in American politics now. There is the American side and the Autocratic side. May God help us all if we falter, flag or fail in defense of American democracy.

Saturday, January 02, 2021

From A Foodbank Volunteer

 Lots of folks are food insecure.   When you make donations to a food bank here are some considerations:

Sharing from a Food Bank Volunteer:

1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac & Cheese in the box. But it needs milk & butter which is hard to get from food banks.

2. Boxed Milk is a treasure.  Kids need it for cereal, which they get a lot of.

3. Everyone donates pasta sauce & spaghetti noodles.

4. Canned Foods should be Pop Tops OR donate Can Openers.

5. Oil is a luxury needed for Rice a Roni which they get a lot of.

6. Spices, Salt & Pepper are a real gift.

7. Tea bags & Coffee are caring gifts.

8. Sugar & Flour are treats.

9. Important are fresh produce donated by farmers & grocery stores.

10. Seeds are great in spring & summer because growing can be easy for some.

11. Rarely is there fresh meat.

12. Tuna & Crackers make a good lunch.

13.  Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef.

14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but NEED sandwich bread.

15. Butter or Margarine are good.

16. Eggs are a commodity!

17. Cake mix & Frosting makes it possible to make a child's birthday cake.

18. Dishwashing Detergent is very expensive & is always appreciated.

19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury & women will cry over them.

20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing.

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Why I Love Chris Rose

 How did a fey, weakling, incurious, gorging, cowardly bully take control of an entire American political party and drag the country into ruin and division? What could anyone possibly fear in this man? His Tweets? Jesus Fuckballs, he's a bloated shit cake with no empathy, intelligence or imagination. It boggles the mind.

Regarding 2020 Loss of Schooling

 


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