Sunday, May 31, 2020

Monday Morning Smile

New York Times

May 31, 2020

Updated 9:45 p.m. ET

WASHINGTON — Inside the White House, the mood was bristling with tension. Hundreds of protesters were gathering outside the gates, shouting curses at President Trump and in some cases throwing bricks and bottles. Nervous for his safety, Secret Service agents abruptly rushed the president to the underground bunker used in the past during terrorist attacks.

Well, this has provided for some much-needed levity on Twitter. Here are some examples

Rick Wilson

@TheRickWilson

I have to say, calling President Shart a #BunkerBitch because he ran like a scalded dog into the PEOC is very disrespectful.

So no one should call

@realdonaldturmp

a #BunkerBitch.

Dr. Jack Brown

@DrGJackBrown

During The Battle of Britain, Winston Churchill only sought refuge in a structure with a wooden roof. He never left London. He never bunkered. Trump's a coward.

#Bunkerbitch

Mystery Solvent

@MysterySolvent

I hear he’s a #BunkerBitch

Anonymous

@YourAnonNews

Trump is hiding in an underground bunker rn. No joke.

Erica LynnButterfly

@SurfingBlue2020

Trump’s protected in his bunker from the civil unrest and chaos that he incited, playing the victim and feeling sorry for himselF, like a little #BunkerBitch.

Santiago Mayer

@santiagomayer_

I can just picture it:

The #BunkerBitch crying in the corner of the WH bunker, eating a Big Mac while the Secret Service changes his diaper.

Laurel M. Davila

@laureldavilacpa

Please don’t tweet on the hashtag #BunkerBitch as our impeached president* would be even more *disturbed* than he already is.