Tom on a Trump Victory

 Truth be told, I almost think that what America needs is a Trump victory in 2024. 

Sometimes a person just needs an emema.   It'll hurt and embarrass you, but you'll be 'aces' afterwards, (that one I got from my late wife, The Fabulous Missy).

Let America see that The Mighty Oz is, like any good magician, a master of illusion and misdirection; adept in the use of smoke and mirrors. 

But they'll soon find that illusion is no substitute for competence, and when inflation goes through the roof because of Trump's 'crackpot' economic theories, and the interest rate on a new mortgage hits 12.5 %, they won't be able to blame Joe Biden. 

 When your 15 year old daughter finds herself in the 'Family Way', because the law wouldn't allow her to get a refill for her birth control pill scrip, and she just was a silly girl trying to keep hold of her pig of a boyfriend the only way she knows how,  you can't blame Joe Biden. 

When the number of cops who die in the line of duty goes through the roof because even mental patients and wife beaters have a Right to Bear as many arms as they please without regard to their suitability to do so, it won't be a glib Joe Biden offering thoughts and prayers to the 31 year old widow and her two toddlers whose husband was gunned down by an angry co-worker for reasons that nobody can understand. 

The Muslims from Michigan who try to bring what remains of the Lebanese and Gazan families so sorely afflicted to new homes in the land of opportunity, Uncle Sugar will slam the door in their faces.  

Black folks who gather together to protest the senseless murder of some unlucky kid  whose only offense was "Driving While Black" could well find themselves gunned down by National Guardsmen who are. only "following orders''.  Think that they'll have PTSD? 

Biden will be enjoying his retirement by the time that happens...or will he?  The politician who doesn't buy into the 'Trump is divine' trope, may well find himself entangled in ruinously expensive legal proceedings designed more for intimidation than in seeking justice. 

And you have to wonder how long it will be before the "Trump Re-Education Camps", which will find its mission statement to sweep up dark-skinned hispanics, (regardless of legal status), expanded to include homosexuals and Jews.